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13
May
09

Maybe I should use this on my thighs :(

Dear Lady Miss Sonic, Melvin the Bunny and all my pasty friends,

You can stop complaining about being pale now.

And you dont even have to get up from the computer!

http://computertan.com/

xoxo,

VJJ

The internet is becoming a horrible place.

Awful thing from the internet courtesy of Sarah @ actlikeyouknow.net

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13
May
09

Moar Internetz Hit List #1: “The White Jay-Z”

“I’ve always known that I secretly am the hottest rapper in the game,” he said. “But I didn’t feel the urge until Asher Roth started hitting the airwaves and — no offense to Asher Roth — somebody with some real swagger needed to come into the game. So, I’ll challenge him. I’ll challenge him to a freestyle or whatever.” // “I’m the white Jay-Z in the game. I’m doing the baller thing. I’m more for the streets.”-Spencer Pratt

Are you kidding me, Spencer? “The White Jay-Z?” really? fuck that dude, you’ve caused enough damage to the dignity of normal white people as it is. Now you wanna fuck with the white rappers? As if they didnt have enough fucking problem being taken seriously and now we got people like Asher Roth and Amanda Blank who actually HAVE talent, and now you’re going to fuck them over? You aint shit but K-Fed part two but at least he got hitched to someone talented.  Hell I would probably buy the fucking K-Fed album instead of listen to anything you would fucking record. I’m sick of you and your flesh colored beard being fucking talking in ebonics, and trying to start shit with celebrities that dont even care you exist. “White Jay-Z?” fuck that you’re the fucking straight Chris Crocker. Go annoy fish at the bottom of the fucking ocean. I hope Jay-z puts a fucking hit out on you.

xoxo,

VJJ

07
May
09

I see your pooter Cleavage

Dear my vagina-ridden friends,

I present to you your christmas presents for this year, The Cuchini! It’ll Make everyone’s lives so much better.

XOXO,
Vajayjay

28
Apr
09

This is What Andy Milonakis is doing nowadays

Everybody’s favorite eternally 11 years old former MTV nuisance is currently signed to Diplo’s (M.I.A.’s producer and ex-boyfriend if you’re culturally stupid) MAD DECENT and has just released a single about one of the internetz favorite things to do, twittering. He doesn’t annoy me just as much as he did when my little sister and cousin used to watch and constantly quote the stupid songs in his stupid show. I actually kind of like it. Maybe it’s because it’s about twittering. Maybe it’s because Alexis and Taylor aren’t randomly breaking out in to that “Don’t call me a beehead” song or whatever anymore.

http://maddecent.com/blog/

27
Apr
09

If These Bongs Could Talk #2

1: You felt blonde? like Courtney love blonde?

2:Let’s hold each other!
1:No! that’s gay!
3+2: *lmao* Vag, That’s only funny because you said it!

1: Why am I funny?! (sadface)
3+2: Because we’re laughing at you!

2:Vag, Stop speaking in Qwerty Keyboard!

1: I like being drunk and high at the same time. As long as i dont do too much, it like cancels everything out!
3: Yes, Everything in moderation, preferably all at the same time!

23
Apr
09

HIPSTERS IN SPAAAAAAACE!

LMAO this is great and horribly true.

21
Apr
09

If These Bongs Could Talk: First Edition!!!!

People say funny things when they are high. They usually forget them. I how ever, decide to record them into my blackberry. These are our brains on weed. Enjoy.

1:”Oh was I annoying?”
2:”No, they just went down the street to touch each other’s special places”

3:”I don’t want to be a sparkly vampire! because who the fuck would be afraid of glitter?!”

2:”I don’t believe in kitties! they’re not real!”

1: “I think weed makes us better people whether we are high or not”
3: “We might be more talented when We’re high”

1: “I guess I’m flattered, but calling me Kate Moss is like calling me short which is like calling me asian which is like calling me small penis!”




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