At least I’m not using it as a money sink hole…I just use my old cards.
A couple of friends in my Philosophy class got me back to playing again.
tl;dr flavor: hey look at this->
Corollary:
From the MTG rulebook
102.3. There are several ways to lose the game.
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102.3e If a player would both win and lose simultaneously, he or she loses.
∴ Applying logic correctly and assuming you’re following the rules of said game (which you already lost three times by now), you can’t win the game. I don’t care who you are: any attempt of being clever and finding a loophole will further prove your ignorance.
Randall Munroe I’m talking to you. (http://xkcd.com/391/)
You’re not funny and your comic is shit.
Wall of text version. May or may not be funny