LAWL

We all have our retard moments. This one just happened to me in my house.

Roommate: Hey, can you help me out for a second?

Me: *puts down phone* Yeah, sure, what is it?

Roommate: Well, I have this bed skirt, (the bed skirt is on top of the mattress) and if I put my sheets back on, it’s not a bed skirt anymore!

Me: …

Roommate: OOOOOH. IT GOES UNDER THE MATTRESS.

I thought this was twice as hilarious because she had asked for my help while I was reading “Not Always Right.” ROFL.