Archive for July, 2009

31
Jul
09

ALSO.

COMIXED.COM IS SRSLY THE BEST SITE EVERZ.

31
Jul
09

Some Daily LOLZ

The funny part is.. he essentially did say that.

SO HERE’S SUM RUSSIANZ FO U.

Post soon to come: How RJ and I have come up with an awkward way to ask people if they’ve seen our dog.

25
Jul
09

i lol’d so hard..

LOLOLOLOL.

24
Jul
09

How old is to old?

BUNNY UPDATE ON LIFE OF… BUNNY!

Many Many people have stated that my life closely resembles either a sitcom or a crazy soap opera. I must admit that after multiple incidents including my senior english teacher being in love with me, me and my bestie dateing identical twins and my father telling me my stepmother is expecting (20 year age dif between me and this kid btw) I have taken the cake. I have had my own wishes and desires come back to bite me in the ass. Those who know me will tell you that on several occasions I have been heard saying “I want to find my justin long character” I am of course talking about the awesomely realistic jerky but dashing bar owner played by Justin Long In “He’s just not that into you” That is the type of guy I want. Owns his own buisness, crazy funny, brutally honest and drop dead gorgeous. I have found him! Or more, he has found me. He’s everything I want in a guy plus some.

So whats the problem? He opens doors, buys dinner, compliments me constantly, wants to do whatev I want to do, owns a buisness and house, fucks like a pornstar….. How can I not be totally happy?

Because he’s 13 years older then me….. So how old is to old again?????

21
Jul
09

SHHHHHHH

Srsly, I love my grandmas, even though the white one fills up my e-mail with ridiculous forwarded cute/joke things her friends send her and spends way too much of her money on quasi-useless crap from QVC and the guamanian one who I can barely understand and i’m pretty sure is probably homophobic. I wish i could get either of them to karaoke Bjork and Prodigy songs with me drunk. Can this lady be my grandma too? I want to karaoke “Enter Sandman” with her. Is “Enter Sandman” even available on karaoke? Maybe I can get her to play rockband with me at a a fairy-god-family gathering. I cant even play Rock band and I don’t even know the words to “Enter Sandman” or any metallica songs for that matter. Oh well. I want Betty White to be my grandma too. Can you even adopt grandparents? Betty White and this lady are my fairy god grandmas in my head.

and in case you were wondering, yes I have been called a “freak” before.

20
Jul
09

semi-large photo update.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sonicxblue

The edit collection is all new.. ch-ch-check it out.

19
Jul
09

DOUCHEBAGS ARE LOL

Here’s today’s daily LOL.. feel free to share more photos of douchebags.. they’re so fun to make fun of!