Archive for June, 2009

29
Jun
09

It’s me BITCHES!!!

Disinterested in all the sophomoric posturing of my age demographic, apathetic, and brash with little emotion, save for that reserved for hating”stupid people”. You can expect stark and shocking commentary on our languishing society , the nightlife excursions of a chain smoking social climber. Accounts of the sorted misadventures i go on with Vajayjay Rojas which can be both rewarding at times and annoying at best.

Aside from being the guy who’s opinion your going to love to hate, look forward to trend spotting post, tech talk, and a plethora of other useful information.

Consider your self warned Bitches the asshole has arrived.

XOXO,

The Smoke room socialite

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28
Jun
09

YEAH OK IM A LITTLE SLOW

Ok.. so I didn’t know Brawndo was ACTUALLY REAL. WTF GUYS. <3 Idiocracy..

28
Jun
09

COURTESY OF LAMBERT

LAMBERT JUST POSTED A VIDEO ON FACEBOOK AND I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE BILLY MAYS IS SO FRICKEN LOUD I THINK HE BLEW MY SPEAKERS OUT.

28
Jun
09

RIP Michael Jackson & Billy Mays

Because Youtube sucks, I can’t embed any of Michael Jackson’s videos, so here’s an awesome pic of Michael Jackson to uh.. SHOW HOW AWESOME HE WAS. And then a few awesome Billy Mays videos that are awesome.. Did you know that Billy Mays would often lose his voice for 16 hours after doing an infomercial because he was screaming so much!? 0_O

Rest in peace MJ & Billy Mays.

BILLY MAYS MAKES MY SPEAKERS STATICY.

Enjoy, internets.

20
Jun
09

woody harrelson is win.

THIS MOVIE WILL BE WIN.

19
Jun
09

I THINK I AM OBSESSED WITH EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH SLAPCHOP

I am now fully convinced that if it has to do with Slap Chop, I think it’s hilarious and awesome.

19
Jun
09

this is why i love my job..

So in our district there’s a PV contest going on, and there’s four teams: Team Roflcopter (my team duh), Team Hot n’ Juicy, Team Brutal, and The Previewed Vanquishers. Ever since this morning I’ve been telling Jen I’m going to turn her team into Luke Warm n’ Pulp and that Vince needs to change his team name to Team Girl Scouts. My inbox is completely full of crude and mean text messages sent from one manager to another, and Steve is just like, “LOL GUYS THIS IS SO FUNNY KEEP IT UP.” I told Steve I was going crazy and that I was going to fax everyone a picture of a roflcopter.. so I did.

My favorite text message out of all the hundreds that have been distributed today was the last one from Kenneth..

“Yeah! Well with all the drunk Roflcopters dumping Hot N Juicy Brutal PV sales on the floor instead of in our guests’s hands, who else to lead this team victory thannnnnnnn! THE PREVIEWED VANQUISHERS.”

It doesn’t sound funny until you ask me what the hell I was visualizing in my head while reading this:

I was visualizing flying a roflcopter while holding a 40 of beer and Jen falling out of the helicopter spilling all these weird hot, colorful gel-like liquids on the world while Vince turned into a Hulk-type figure and raged on the planet while Kenneth sat on his pirate ship and laughed at us to his entertainment.

…O_o