Archive for April, 2009



23
Apr
09

HIPSTERS IN SPAAAAAAACE!

LMAO this is great and horribly true.

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22
Apr
09

I AM SUCH A NERD DEAR JEEZUS

FUCK I AM SUCH A FUCKING NERD FOR SAYING THIS BUT DEAR GOD I AM SO EXCITED FOR FANIME. HOLY SHIT TITS SUCKING BALL SACK. 

IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR TICKET, THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. GO GO GO GO. GO BUY YOUR TICKET. GO BE A NERD. GO RAVE EVERY NIGHT WITH ME. GO DRINK YOUR ASSES OFF FOR FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT. GO WAKE UP IN A BED DRESSED UP AS TIFA AND LOOK NEXT TO YOU AND BE LIKE, “OMG IS THAT CLOUD NAKED WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?” OR IT CAN BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND IF YOU’RE A GUY. GO BUY AWESOME SHIT. GO EAT SUSHI. GO MEET NEW PEOPLE. 

And then, once it’s over, go wait another 360 days for it to come back around. Fanime will leave you with a feeling of ecstasy in which you cannot explain. The memories made, the new friends met. Really, it’s not just for nerds. Honestly, Fanime, is like, the best party ever.

22
Apr
09

Best Professional Bitch Fit of all Time

haha watch at 2 mins in.

21
Apr
09

POOLS CLOSED!

21
Apr
09

Japanese girl takes 4 pounds of meat in mouth

sexy

Hi.

I am a supernerd with a supercomputer using the supernet.

Don’t mess with me or I’ll Laplace Transform you.

Love,
mc

21
Apr
09

If These Bongs Could Talk: First Edition!!!!

People say funny things when they are high. They usually forget them. I how ever, decide to record them into my blackberry. These are our brains on weed. Enjoy.

1:”Oh was I annoying?”
2:”No, they just went down the street to touch each other’s special places”

3:”I don’t want to be a sparkly vampire! because who the fuck would be afraid of glitter?!”

2:”I don’t believe in kitties! they’re not real!”

1: “I think weed makes us better people whether we are high or not”
3: “We might be more talented when We’re high”

1: “I guess I’m flattered, but calling me Kate Moss is like calling me short which is like calling me asian which is like calling me small penis!”

19
Apr
09

Oh dear.

If you know me at all, this might be funny to you. lol.




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