Archive for April, 2009

30
Apr
09

nerdcore gansta shiiit

Dr. Awkward - Next Gen

6 tracks (well one’s an intro) from a dude who can rap and convince me he knows how to spell.

I’m not a big rap fan but this shit is free and it’s pretty fucking good for someone who came out of nowhere.

I’m not gonna waste your time with a review…

Read more  about it, read some initial responses, and see the link for album gettage here:
http://www.rhymetorrents.org/board/viewtopic.php?t=2829&f=2

-Love
mc

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30
Apr
09

Stupid Girlfriends: Dump Them While You Can

We all have that one friend. That one friend that we wished to eventually get a girlfriend for the longest time. This said friend finally gets a girlfriend. Said friend seems happy, gets laid, and then we all realize:

Be careful what you wish for.

So we all sit there and observe the stupid the female produces. Yes, the stupid. When one friend tells you your girlfriend is stupid, look for the following symptoms of SFBGF (Stupid Fucking Bitch of a Girlfriend).

– calls you all the time
– counts down the days to every anniversary (OMG OUR TWO MONTHS IS TOMORROW!!!11 IM SO EXCITED!!!111 LAWLS)
– instead of telling you things that should be kept private, private, she publicly embarasses you
– gets jealous of any other friend that takes up your time
– your myspace and facebook comments are taken over by her, and only her
– gets angry if anyone else dare come within her networking website comment territory
– has funny looking eyebrows
– puts out, but it just doesn’t cut it
– you suddenly lose most connections with your friends
– the only thing you actually like in the relationship is the sexual activity
– not one waking moment is spent without her, or the presence of her
– calls any other girl who talks to you a slut

I could honestly go on for a long time, but if your girlfriend is showing any of these symptoms of SFBGF, please take her to your nearest junk yard and drop her off immediately.

EDIT: TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE WHO THINK I’M POINTING DIRECTLY TO ONE PERSON. I’M NOT. I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS WITH STUPID GIRLFRIENDS AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING THAT I’M NOT THAT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE.

28
Apr
09

IF I WAS A RAVE DJ

I would play this at every rave.

28
Apr
09

This is What Andy Milonakis is doing nowadays

Everybody’s favorite eternally 11 years old former MTV nuisance is currently signed to Diplo’s (M.I.A.’s producer and ex-boyfriend if you’re culturally stupid) MAD DECENT and has just released a single about one of the internetz favorite things to do, twittering. He doesn’t annoy me just as much as he did when my little sister and cousin used to watch and constantly quote the stupid songs in his stupid show. I actually kind of like it. Maybe it’s because it’s about twittering. Maybe it’s because Alexis and Taylor aren’t randomly breaking out in to that “Don’t call me a beehead” song or whatever anymore.

http://maddecent.com/blog/

27
Apr
09

If These Bongs Could Talk #2

1: You felt blonde? like Courtney love blonde?

2:Let’s hold each other!
1:No! that’s gay!
3+2: *lmao* Vag, That’s only funny because you said it!

1: Why am I funny?! (sadface)
3+2: Because we’re laughing at you!

2:Vag, Stop speaking in Qwerty Keyboard!

1: I like being drunk and high at the same time. As long as i dont do too much, it like cancels everything out!
3: Yes, Everything in moderation, preferably all at the same time!

25
Apr
09

“Yes, I am the manager.”

And here we go once more for one of Lady Miss Sonic’s POWER HUNGRY BLOG ENTRIES.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. I’m not Assistant Manager because I don’t love my job and didn’t work my ass off. I didn’t beg for Assistant Manager because I didn’t deserve it. I deserve it, I worked hard, but yes, I am a power hungry FIEND. And when Jason is not around, I’m in charge. It makes me glitter with glee when he calls me “boss lady,” and tells me, “all right, you’re in charge. All orders come from you, and whatever you say goes.” This makes me feel, as Captain Picard would say, FULL OF WIN.

A lady walked in today and was like, “are you the manager?” And instead of saying, “no, I’m just a shift ma’am, I’m sorry,” I got to say, “yes, ma’am, I’m the assistant manager here. Jason isn’t here, but I can help you to the best of my efforts.” IT FELT AWESOME. The fact that I could express my power to the residents of Santa Barbara and Goleta, made me feel so fucking cool.

Lord almighty, I am pathetic. No, just power hungry. It’s kind of like that thing with badges. You know you feel way more fucking important (and cooler) than everyone else. All it is, is a plastic card with your name and picture on it, hooked on to some article of clothing. But you know what? You don’t give a shit about what it is; it’s the fact that you have a mother fucking badge, and that newfag over there does not. It’s even better when your badge has a leash, and you pull it so you can swipe your badge through shit to get into secret locations that newfags cannot breach.

Before I go on for five million pages on my power hungryness, I’m going to conclude this blog with a word of the week: dildobike.

23
Apr
09

Shit. I accidentally got back into MTG

At least I’m not using it as a money sink hole…I just use my old cards.
A couple of friends in my Philosophy class got me back to playing again.

tl;dr flavor: hey look at this->

Corollary:
From the MTG rulebook
102.3. There are several ways to lose the game.

102.3e If a player would both win and lose simultaneously, he or she loses.

∴ Applying logic correctly and assuming you’re following the rules of said game (which you already lost three times by now), you can’t win the game. I don’t care who you are: any attempt of being clever and finding a loophole will further prove your ignorance.

Randall Munroe I’m talking to you. (http://xkcd.com/391/)
You’re not funny and your comic is shit.
Wall of text version. May or may not be funny