YEAH OK IM A LITTLE SLOW

Ok.. so I didn’t know Brawndo was ACTUALLY REAL. WTF GUYS. <3 Idiocracy..

COURTESY OF LAMBERT

LAMBERT JUST POSTED A VIDEO ON FACEBOOK AND I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE BILLY MAYS IS SO FRICKEN LOUD I THINK HE BLEW MY SPEAKERS OUT.

RIP Michael Jackson & Billy Mays

Because Youtube sucks, I can’t embed any of Michael Jackson’s videos, so here’s an awesome pic of Michael Jackson to uh.. SHOW HOW AWESOME HE WAS. And then a few awesome Billy Mays videos that are awesome.. Did you know that Billy Mays would often lose his voice for 16 hours after doing an infomercial because he was screaming so much!? 0_O

Rest in peace MJ & Billy Mays.

BILLY MAYS MAKES MY SPEAKERS STATICY.

Enjoy, internets.