6 tracks (well one’s an intro) from a dude who can rap and convince me he knows how to spell.
I’m not a big rap fan but this shit is free and it’s pretty fucking good for someone who came out of nowhere.
I’m not gonna waste your time with a review…
Read more about it, read some initial responses, and see the link for album gettage here:
http://www.rhymetorrents.org/board/viewtopic.php?t=2829&f=2
-Love
mc
We all have that one friend. That one friend that we wished to eventually get a girlfriend for the longest time. This said friend finally gets a girlfriend. Said friend seems happy, gets laid, and then we all realize:
Be careful what you wish for.
So we all sit there and observe the stupid the female produces. Yes, the stupid. When one friend tells you your girlfriend is stupid, look for the following symptoms of SFBGF (Stupid Fucking Bitch of a Girlfriend).
- calls you all the time
- counts down the days to every anniversary (OMG OUR TWO MONTHS IS TOMORROW!!!11 IM SO EXCITED!!!111 LAWLS)
- instead of telling you things that should be kept private, private, she publicly embarasses you
- gets jealous of any other friend that takes up your time
- your myspace and facebook comments are taken over by her, and only her
- gets angry if anyone else dare come within her networking website comment territory
- has funny looking eyebrows
- puts out, but it just doesn’t cut it
- you suddenly lose most connections with your friends
- the only thing you actually like in the relationship is the sexual activity
- not one waking moment is spent without her, or the presence of her
- calls any other girl who talks to you a slut
I could honestly go on for a long time, but if your girlfriend is showing any of these symptoms of SFBGF, please take her to your nearest junk yard and drop her off immediately.
EDIT: TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE WHO THINK I’M POINTING DIRECTLY TO ONE PERSON. I’M NOT. I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS WITH STUPID GIRLFRIENDS AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING THAT I’M NOT THAT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE.
I would play this at every rave.
Everybody’s favorite eternally 11 years old former MTV nuisance is currently signed to Diplo’s (M.I.A.’s producer and ex-boyfriend if you’re culturally stupid) MAD DECENT and has just released a single about one of the internetz favorite things to do, twittering. He doesn’t annoy me just as much as he did when my little sister and cousin used to watch and constantly quote the stupid songs in his stupid show. I actually kind of like it. Maybe it’s because it’s about twittering. Maybe it’s because Alexis and Taylor aren’t randomly breaking out in to that “Don’t call me a beehead” song or whatever anymore.
http://maddecent.com/blog/
1: You felt blonde? like Courtney love blonde?
2:Let’s hold each other!
1:No! that’s gay!
3+2: *lmao* Vag, That’s only funny because you said it!
1: Why am I funny?! (sadface)
3+2: Because we’re laughing at you!
2:Vag, Stop speaking in Qwerty Keyboard!
1: I like being drunk and high at the same time. As long as i dont do too much, it like cancels everything out!
3: Yes, Everything in moderation, preferably all at the same time!
And here we go once more for one of Lady Miss Sonic’s POWER HUNGRY BLOG ENTRIES.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. I’m not Assistant Manager because I don’t love my job and didn’t work my ass off. I didn’t beg for Assistant Manager because I didn’t deserve it. I deserve it, I worked hard, but yes, I am a power hungry FIEND. And when Jason is not around, I’m in charge. It makes me glitter with glee when he calls me “boss lady,” and tells me, “all right, you’re in charge. All orders come from you, and whatever you say goes.” This makes me feel, as Captain Picard would say, FULL OF WIN.
A lady walked in today and was like, “are you the manager?” And instead of saying, “no, I’m just a shift ma’am, I’m sorry,” I got to say, “yes, ma’am, I’m the assistant manager here. Jason isn’t here, but I can help you to the best of my efforts.” IT FELT AWESOME. The fact that I could express my power to the residents of Santa Barbara and Goleta, made me feel so fucking cool.
Lord almighty, I am pathetic. No, just power hungry. It’s kind of like that thing with badges. You know you feel way more fucking important (and cooler) than everyone else. All it is, is a plastic card with your name and picture on it, hooked on to some article of clothing. But you know what? You don’t give a shit about what it is; it’s the fact that you have a mother fucking badge, and that newfag over there does not. It’s even better when your badge has a leash, and you pull it so you can swipe your badge through shit to get into secret locations that newfags cannot breach.
Before I go on for five million pages on my power hungryness, I’m going to conclude this blog with a word of the week: dildobike.
At least I’m not using it as a money sink hole…I just use my old cards.
A couple of friends in my Philosophy class got me back to playing again.
tl;dr flavor: hey look at this->
Corollary:
From the MTG rulebook
102.3. There are several ways to lose the game.
…
102.3e If a player would both win and lose simultaneously, he or she loses.
∴ Applying logic correctly and assuming you’re following the rules of said game (which you already lost three times by now), you can’t win the game. I don’t care who you are: any attempt of being clever and finding a loophole will further prove your ignorance.
Randall Munroe I’m talking to you. (http://xkcd.com/391/)
You’re not funny and your comic is shit.
Wall of text version. May or may not be funny
LMAO this is great and horribly true.
FUCK I AM SUCH A FUCKING NERD FOR SAYING THIS BUT DEAR GOD I AM SO EXCITED FOR FANIME. HOLY SHIT TITS SUCKING BALL SACK.
IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR TICKET, THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. GO GO GO GO. GO BUY YOUR TICKET. GO BE A NERD. GO RAVE EVERY NIGHT WITH ME. GO DRINK YOUR ASSES OFF FOR FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT. GO WAKE UP IN A BED DRESSED UP AS TIFA AND LOOK NEXT TO YOU AND BE LIKE, “OMG IS THAT CLOUD NAKED WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?” OR IT CAN BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND IF YOU’RE A GUY. GO BUY AWESOME SHIT. GO EAT SUSHI. GO MEET NEW PEOPLE.
And then, once it’s over, go wait another 360 days for it to come back around. Fanime will leave you with a feeling of ecstasy in which you cannot explain. The memories made, the new friends met. Really, it’s not just for nerds. Honestly, Fanime, is like, the best party ever.
haha watch at 2 mins in.
Hi.
I am a supernerd with a supercomputer using the supernet.
Don’t mess with me or I’ll Laplace Transform you.
Love,
mc
People say funny things when they are high. They usually forget them. I how ever, decide to record them into my blackberry. These are our brains on weed. Enjoy.
1:”Oh was I annoying?”
2:”No, they just went down the street to touch each other’s special places”
3:”I don’t want to be a sparkly vampire! because who the fuck would be afraid of glitter?!”
2:”I don’t believe in kitties! they’re not real!”
1: “I think weed makes us better people whether we are high or not”
3: “We might be more talented when We’re high”
1: “I guess I’m flattered, but calling me Kate Moss is like calling me short which is like calling me asian which is like calling me small penis!”
If you know me at all, this might be funny to you. lol.
I love Craigslist and all the craziness that can be found on it.
For Example…. on Missed Connections today there was a post titled “Latino Thug Answered Door” Following reads
I was in your area for work today around 1215 pm. You opened the door in white wife beater. Damn you are fine man. Love your tats. I know u were checking me out and even came out once I left to get you mail and check me out more. Loved it when u lifted your arm to show your hairy armpit.
Would love to meet up man. I live close by. Tell me why I was there so I know it’s you.
LMAO! Oh dear…. there are some funny people out there. I would like to state that I read craiglist posts for amusement purposes only! Really… I’m not that desperate… I think… or am I? Also trying to decide whether to continue The List post… hmmmm.
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